Celebrity Big Brother 2016: the dream team
“THANK GOODNESS”, we hear you cry, “BIG BROTHER IS BACK!”
That’s right, Channel 5’s live version of The Hunger Games returns with its celebrity edition. The new “eye” was released earlier this week and it hints at dark forces brewing.
Channel 5 have promised that “from day one the Housemates will be under attack from an unseen ominous dark force that will have a dramatic and divisive effect on the house”. It has been rumoured that this year’s show will combine celebrities with us lesser-mortals – members of the public. The press release has stated that, “whilst things may appear to be straight forward Big Brother will ensure that no-one will have the entire picture. There may even be deeper connections at work. The Housemates are not alone and they should be prepared for paranoia and suspicion”.
Whilst no housemates have been confirmed for the 2016 series, rumours have been circulating about who will take on the challenge. We decided to throw a few names into the ring too and gather together our CBB dream team.
Well he’s out of a job now right? Old school fans of BoJo will know that his TV appearances on shows like Have I Got News For You? are priceless viewing. So just imagine him in front of a camera 24/7. You’re welcome.
Apart from the fact we just miss her on our television screen, you’ve got to have a blonde bimbo in the house and they don’t come much more bimbo than this one. Unless we’re counting Boris…
We imagine this superstar rapper would maybe relish the chance to escape to an enclosed house in the UK for a couple of weeks. After the release of Beyonce’s “Lemonade” Mr. Z has been dogged by cheating rumours.
She was once on every page of every tabloid paper across the pond and even here in the UK. Snooki, whose career was launched on Jersey Shore, has a penchant for the reality TV show. After recently losing a whole ton of weight, we can imagine she’d be up for showing it off in the BB house.
This Made in Chelsea posh boy managed a whole three days in the jungle when he took part in I’m a Celeb… last year. It later emerged that producers asked him to leave the show due to his steroid addiction. So we reckon he might have a bit of reality TV greed left in him and we’d love to see him chumming up with Boris.
Because they wouldn’t be able to afford a Kardashian and she is the next best thing…
Anyone who’s listened to this man speak for five minutes will be with us on this one. He’s an absolutely joy to watch on telly and to be honest, we’d just love to see him nut someone when they piss him off.
Another TV star recently out of a job, it’d be lovely to see Babs as the mother of the house. We can just picture her scrubbing behind Spencer’s ears in the bath, or cooking Snooki a nice Shepherd’s Pie.
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